Add a skeleton

Add a skeleton

Skeleton is the right word.
A festering, zombified corpse of a thesis, with it's eyes picked out by crows.

But soon the Valkyries will arrive and escort it to the halls of Valhalla where it will be immortalised forever.

Although it will probably not enjoy it, because being a thesis it will be embarressingly nerdy and always
get beaten up by the Tom Clancy novels, and be picked last for the teams in the daily epic battles.

But despite that it will grow strong with age and the citation count will grow and one day if it is very, very lucky, someone may actually read it

Whoops, there goes my suspension of disbelief.