Sam Moore [Thu, 27 Sep 2012 16:00:03 +0000 (00:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Fri Sep 28 00:00:03 WST 2012
Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is
nothing but cabbage with a college education.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
Sam Moore [Thu, 27 Sep 2012 11:07:18 +0000 (19:07 +0800)]
Merge branch 'master' of mussel.ucc.asn.au:matches/honours
Sam Moore [Thu, 27 Sep 2012 04:00:14 +0000 (12:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Sep 27 12:00:14 WST 2012
Q: How can you tell when a Burroughs salesman is lying?
A: When his lips move.
Sam Moore [Wed, 26 Sep 2012 16:00:07 +0000 (00:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Sep 27 00:00:07 WST 2012
You need no longer worry about the future. This time tomorrow you'll be dead.
Sam Moore [Wed, 26 Sep 2012 04:00:07 +0000 (12:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Sep 26 12:00:07 WST 2012
You can do very well in speculation where land or anything to do with dirt
is concerned.
Sam Moore [Tue, 25 Sep 2012 16:00:02 +0000 (00:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Sep 26 00:00:02 WST 2012
Beware the one behind you.
Sam Moore [Tue, 25 Sep 2012 04:00:08 +0000 (12:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Sep 25 12:00:08 WST 2012
Q: How does the Polish Constitution differ from the American?
A: Under the Polish Constitution citizens are guaranteed freedom of
speech, but under the United States constitution they are
guaranteed freedom after speech.
-- being told in Poland, 1987
Sam Moore [Mon, 24 Sep 2012 16:00:02 +0000 (00:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Sep 25 00:00:02 WST 2012
Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
Sam Moore [Mon, 24 Sep 2012 04:00:08 +0000 (12:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Mon Sep 24 12:00:08 WST 2012
It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefits:
freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom never to use either.
-- Mark Twain
Sam Moore [Sun, 23 Sep 2012 16:00:08 +0000 (00:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Mon Sep 24 00:00:08 WST 2012
You are fairminded, just and loving.
Sam Moore [Sun, 23 Sep 2012 04:00:08 +0000 (12:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Sun Sep 23 12:00:08 WST 2012
Q: What's yellow, and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice?
A: Zorn's Lemon.
Sam Moore [Sat, 22 Sep 2012 16:00:07 +0000 (00:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Sun Sep 23 00:00:07 WST 2012
This night methinks is but the daylight sick.
-- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"
Sam Moore [Sat, 22 Sep 2012 04:00:07 +0000 (12:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Sat Sep 22 12:00:07 WST 2012
You have a truly strong individuality.
Sam Moore [Fri, 21 Sep 2012 16:00:07 +0000 (00:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Sat Sep 22 00:00:07 WST 2012
You are magnetic in your bearing.
Sam Moore [Fri, 21 Sep 2012 04:00:07 +0000 (12:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Fri Sep 21 12:00:07 WST 2012
October 12, the Discovery.
It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss
it.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
Sam Moore [Thu, 20 Sep 2012 16:00:13 +0000 (00:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Fri Sep 21 00:00:13 WST 2012
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it!
Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: The tame way!
Sam Moore [Thu, 20 Sep 2012 04:00:02 +0000 (12:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Sep 20 12:00:02 WST 2012
Next Friday will not be your lucky day. As a matter of fact, you don't
have a lucky day this year.
Sam Moore [Wed, 19 Sep 2012 16:00:02 +0000 (00:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Sep 20 00:00:02 WST 2012
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.
-- Mark Twain
Sam Moore [Wed, 19 Sep 2012 04:00:12 +0000 (12:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Sep 19 12:00:12 WST 2012
Long life is in store for you.
Sam Moore [Mon, 17 Sep 2012 11:55:36 +0000 (19:55 +0800)]
Parallel Programming - Improve camera UI
Can now fly around (sort of) like Descent games.
Except glut can only handle one key press at a time... pretty terrible
Maybe I'll change it to SDL... But I think I'm getting side tracked
Sam Moore [Sun, 16 Sep 2012 14:31:27 +0000 (22:31 +0800)]
Parallel Programming - Commit before I break everything
About to radically alter structure of pthread program to enable nested threads
Well actually I already started. But oh well.
Santa Claus
(Just kidding, this is Sam again)
Sam Moore [Thu, 13 Sep 2012 04:00:07 +0000 (12:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Sep 13 12:00:07 WST 2012
You will have a long and unpleasant discussion with your supervisor.
Sam Moore [Wed, 12 Sep 2012 16:00:07 +0000 (00:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Sep 13 00:00:07 WST 2012
You will be reincarnated as a toad; and you will be much happier.
Sam Moore [Wed, 12 Sep 2012 04:00:03 +0000 (12:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Sep 12 12:00:03 WST 2012
An honest tale speeds best being plainly told.
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
Sam Moore [Tue, 11 Sep 2012 16:00:13 +0000 (00:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Sep 12 00:00:12 WST 2012
Q: How does the Polish Constitution differ from the American?
A: Under the Polish Constitution citizens are guaranteed freedom of
speech, but under the United States constitution they are
guaranteed freedom after speech.
-- being told in Poland, 1987
Sam Moore [Tue, 11 Sep 2012 13:37:39 +0000 (21:37 +0800)]
Merge branch 'master' of git.ucc.asn.au:/matches/honours
Sam Moore [Tue, 11 Sep 2012 13:36:02 +0000 (21:36 +0800)]
Parallel Programming - Stuff happened
I'm not sure what.
The new version of pthread (with threads that don't exit) is not as
much faster than the old version as I thought it would be.
Sleep(10);
Sam
Sam Moore [Tue, 11 Sep 2012 12:26:15 +0000 (20:26 +0800)]
Parallel Programming - pthreads version
Implemented multithreaded barrier to save typing the same thing a billion more times
Sam Moore [Tue, 11 Sep 2012 12:01:43 +0000 (20:01 +0800)]
Parallel Programming - Commit before I break things
Going to try and alter pthreads version so that it doesn't keep respawning threads
IE: The same threads are active for the whole program. See which is faster.
Sam Moore [Tue, 11 Sep 2012 04:00:05 +0000 (12:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Sep 11 12:00:04 WST 2012
A tall, dark stranger will have more fun than you.
Sam Moore [Mon, 10 Sep 2012 16:00:04 +0000 (00:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Sep 11 00:00:04 WST 2012
Artistic ventures highlighted. Rob a museum.
Sam Moore [Mon, 10 Sep 2012 04:24:39 +0000 (12:24 +0800)]
Testing
Test git pull on motsugo works
Sam Moore [Mon, 10 Sep 2012 04:00:04 +0000 (12:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Mon Sep 10 12:00:04 WST 2012
The notes blatted skyward as they rose over the Canada geese, feathered
rumps mooning the day, webbed appendages frantically pedaling unseen
bicycles in their search for sustenance, driven by cruel Nature's maxim,
'Ya wanna eat, ya gotta work,' and at last I knew Pittsburgh.
-- Winning sentence, 1987 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.
Sam Moore [Sun, 9 Sep 2012 16:00:08 +0000 (00:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Mon Sep 10 00:00:08 WST 2012
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if
you're looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb...
Sam Moore [Sun, 9 Sep 2012 11:37:21 +0000 (19:37 +0800)]
Parallel Programming - Trivial
Dear Git,
It has been a while since I sent you a personal message.
I hope this hasn't offended you.
A Deer,
Sam
Sam Moore [Sun, 9 Sep 2012 10:53:14 +0000 (18:53 +0800)]
Parallel Programming - Start OpenMP Version
Almost finished
Sam Moore [Sun, 9 Sep 2012 04:00:04 +0000 (12:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Sun Sep 9 12:00:04 WST 2012
When you are about to die, a wombat is better than no company at all.
-- Roger Zelazny, "Doorways in the Sand"
Sam Moore [Sat, 8 Sep 2012 16:00:04 +0000 (00:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Sun Sep 9 00:00:04 WST 2012
Sheriff Chameleotoptor sighed with an air of weary sadness, and then
turned to Doppelgutt and said 'The Senator must really have been on a
bender this time -- he left a party in Cleveland, Ohio, at 11:30 last
night, and they found his car this morning in the smokestack of a British
aircraft carrier in the Formosa Straits.'
-- Grand Panjandrum's Special Award, 1985 Bulwer-Lytton
bad fiction contest.
Sam Moore [Sat, 8 Sep 2012 14:44:27 +0000 (22:44 +0800)]
Merge branch 'master' of git.ucc.asn.au:/matches/honours
Sam Moore [Sat, 8 Sep 2012 14:41:53 +0000 (22:41 +0800)]
Parallel Programming - Tidied things up
Since most of the single thread code can be reused, I put in symbolic links for the mthread version.
I added comments. The programs can be run without graphics. They can also output performance info.
Also wrote python script to get performance information and plot it.
I was going to do the OpenMP version, but got carried away with all the "tidying", so I haven't yet.
Curses.
Sam Moore [Sat, 8 Sep 2012 04:00:03 +0000 (12:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Sat Sep 8 12:00:03 WST 2012
You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. You'll learn a lot today.
Sam Moore [Fri, 7 Sep 2012 16:00:03 +0000 (00:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Sat Sep 8 00:00:03 WST 2012
You will have a long and unpleasant discussion with your supervisor.
Sam Moore [Fri, 7 Sep 2012 04:00:03 +0000 (12:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Fri Sep 7 12:00:03 WST 2012
You have an unusual magnetic personality. Don't walk too close to
metal objects which are not fastened down.
Sam Moore [Thu, 6 Sep 2012 16:00:05 +0000 (00:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Fri Sep 7 00:00:05 WST 2012
FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #31
A: Chicken Teriyaki.
Q: What is the name of the world's oldest kamikaze pilot?
Sam Moore [Thu, 6 Sep 2012 15:32:11 +0000 (23:32 +0800)]
Parallel Programming - Finished(?) pthread version
Seems to work. Hasn't crashed yet. Seems faster than single-threaded version, but have only looked at side by side graphics drawing.
Need to analyse performance better.
Sam
Sam Moore [Thu, 6 Sep 2012 12:46:29 +0000 (20:46 +0800)]
Parallel Programming - Work on pthreaded version
Create computation thread seperate from graphics (main thread, because apparently Mac OSX doesn't like glut in child threads...
and all the lecturers use Macs). Main thread signals computation thread to quit when exit() is called.
Sam Moore [Thu, 6 Sep 2012 10:54:17 +0000 (18:54 +0800)]
Parallel Programming - Single threaded version done
Graphics and simulation code seperated as much as possible.
Got rid of inconsistancies in original style, made it as similar to my own as possible without insane over engineering.
Only minor amount of over engineering done!
Sam Moore [Thu, 6 Sep 2012 09:46:40 +0000 (17:46 +0800)]
Parallel Programming - Make single threaded version
Trying to modify the template program so that it is
a) actually organised
b) Not as over engineered as my own single threaded version (assignment0)
Anyway, it doesn't compile but at least I started
Sam (who else?)
Sam Moore [Thu, 6 Sep 2012 04:00:06 +0000 (12:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Sep 6 12:00:05 WST 2012
My dear People.
My dear Bagginses and Boffins, and my dear Tooks and Brandybucks,
and Grubbs, and Chubbs, and Burrowses, and Hornblowers, and Bolgers,
Bracegirdles, Goodbodies, Brockhouses and Proudfoots. Also my good
Sackville Bagginses that I welcome back at last to Bag End. Today is my
one hundred and eleventh birthday: I am eleventy-one today!"
-- J. R. R. Tolkien
Sam Moore [Wed, 5 Sep 2012 16:00:05 +0000 (00:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Sep 6 00:00:05 WST 2012
Save energy: be apathetic.
Sam Moore [Wed, 5 Sep 2012 04:00:03 +0000 (12:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Sep 5 12:00:03 WST 2012
Ships are safe in harbor, but they were never meant to stay there.
Sam Moore [Tue, 4 Sep 2012 16:00:03 +0000 (00:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Sep 5 00:00:03 WST 2012
Someone is speaking well of you.
Sam Moore [Tue, 4 Sep 2012 04:00:09 +0000 (12:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Sep 4 12:00:09 WST 2012
Try the Moo Shu Pork. It is especially good today.
Sam Moore [Mon, 3 Sep 2012 16:00:06 +0000 (00:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Sep 4 00:00:06 WST 2012
Q: What looks like a cat, flies like a bat, brays like a donkey, and
plays like a monkey?
A: Nothing.
Sam Moore [Mon, 3 Sep 2012 13:42:24 +0000 (21:42 +0800)]
Merge branch 'master' of git.ucc.asn.au:/matches/honours
Sam Moore [Mon, 3 Sep 2012 13:41:30 +0000 (21:41 +0800)]
Work on thesis
I think the diff will show a depressingly large number of deleted lines, and not very many new lines...
Sam Moore [Mon, 3 Sep 2012 13:40:45 +0000 (21:40 +0800)]
Parallel Programming - Start assignment 1
Needed a -lGLU in the linker flags all along, derp
Sam Moore [Mon, 3 Sep 2012 04:00:05 +0000 (12:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Mon Sep 3 12:00:05 WST 2012
Q: What do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?
A: The same middle name.
Sam Moore [Sun, 2 Sep 2012 16:00:04 +0000 (00:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Mon Sep 3 00:00:04 WST 2012
You like to form new friendships and make new acquaintances.
Sam Moore [Sun, 2 Sep 2012 04:00:05 +0000 (12:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Sun Sep 2 12:00:05 WST 2012
You get along very well with everyone except animals and people.
Sam Moore [Sat, 1 Sep 2012 16:00:04 +0000 (00:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Sun Sep 2 00:00:04 WST 2012
They spell it "da Vinci" and pronounce it "da Vinchy". Foreigners
always spell better than they pronounce.
-- Mark Twain
Sam Moore [Sat, 1 Sep 2012 04:00:04 +0000 (12:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Sat Sep 1 12:00:04 WST 2012
Q: What is green and lives in the ocean?
A: Moby Pickle.
Sam Moore [Fri, 31 Aug 2012 16:00:05 +0000 (00:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Sat Sep 1 00:00:05 WST 2012
Is this really happening?
Sam Moore [Fri, 31 Aug 2012 08:21:16 +0000 (16:21 +0800)]
Add figures of pressure images
Dear Git,
I am feeling the pressure.
Yours pressured,
Sam
Sam Moore [Fri, 31 Aug 2012 04:41:48 +0000 (12:41 +0800)]
Merge branch 'master' of mussel.ucc.asn.au:matches/honours
Sam Moore [Fri, 31 Aug 2012 04:40:16 +0000 (12:40 +0800)]
Add figures,
Dear Git,
It figures that I forgot to add some of the figures to git.
Shouldn't the update script have added them? Useless script.
Figuratively,
Sam
Sam Moore [Fri, 31 Aug 2012 04:38:11 +0000 (12:38 +0800)]
Merge branch 'master' of git://git.ucc.asn.au/matches/honours
Sam Moore [Fri, 31 Aug 2012 04:37:31 +0000 (12:37 +0800)]
Work on thesis
Dear Git,
Things are progressing slowly.
Yours slowfully,
Sam
Sam Moore [Fri, 31 Aug 2012 04:00:07 +0000 (12:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Fri Aug 31 12:00:07 WST 2012
Stay away from hurricanes for a while.
Sam Moore [Thu, 30 Aug 2012 16:00:05 +0000 (00:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Fri Aug 31 00:00:05 WST 2012
Questionable day.
Ask somebody something.
Sam Moore [Thu, 30 Aug 2012 12:03:12 +0000 (20:03 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Aug 30 20:03:12 WST 2012
"Not Hercules could have knock'd out his brains, for he had none."
-- Shakespeare
Sam Moore [Thu, 30 Aug 2012 11:46:57 +0000 (19:46 +0800)]
Add QFT assignments
Dear Git,
Blergh
Yours Quantumly,
Sam
Sam Moore [Thu, 30 Aug 2012 08:00:07 +0000 (16:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Aug 30 16:00:07 WST 2012
Sheriff Chameleotoptor sighed with an air of weary sadness, and then
turned to Doppelgutt and said 'The Senator must really have been on a
bender this time -- he left a party in Cleveland, Ohio, at 11:30 last
night, and they found his car this morning in the smokestack of a British
aircraft carrier in the Formosa Straits.'
-- Grand Panjandrum's Special Award, 1985 Bulwer-Lytton
bad fiction contest.
Sam Moore [Thu, 30 Aug 2012 04:00:11 +0000 (12:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Aug 30 12:00:10 WST 2012
Q: Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together?
A: To prevent the sensible ones from going home.
Sam Moore [Thu, 30 Aug 2012 00:00:15 +0000 (08:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Aug 30 08:00:15 WST 2012
There is no character, howsoever good and fine, but it can be destroyed by
ridicule, howsoever poor and witless. Observe the ass, for instance: his
character is about perfect, he is the choicest spirit among all the humbler
animals, yet see what ridicule has brought him to. Instead of feeling
complimented when we are called an ass, we are left in doubt.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
Sam Moore [Wed, 29 Aug 2012 20:00:08 +0000 (04:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Aug 30 04:00:08 WST 2012
You mentioned your name as if I should recognize it, but beyond the
obvious facts that you are a bachelor, a solicitor, a freemason, and
an asthmatic, I know nothing whatever about you.
-- Sherlock Holmes, "The Norwood Builder"
Sam Moore [Wed, 29 Aug 2012 16:00:05 +0000 (00:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Aug 30 00:00:05 WST 2012
Today is National Existential Ennui Awareness Day.
Sam Moore [Wed, 29 Aug 2012 12:00:05 +0000 (20:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Aug 29 20:00:05 WST 2012
Q: What do you call a WASP who doesn't work for his father, isn't a
lawyer, and believes in social causes?
A: A failure.
Sam Moore [Wed, 29 Aug 2012 08:00:06 +0000 (16:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Aug 29 16:00:06 WST 2012
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
-- Wm. Shakespeare, "Henry VI", Part IV
Sam Moore [Wed, 29 Aug 2012 04:00:12 +0000 (12:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Aug 29 12:00:12 WST 2012
Seeing that death, a necessary end,
Will come when it will come.
-- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"
Sam Moore [Wed, 29 Aug 2012 00:00:06 +0000 (08:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Aug 29 08:00:05 WST 2012
Be careful! Is it classified?
Sam Moore [Tue, 28 Aug 2012 20:00:05 +0000 (04:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Aug 29 04:00:05 WST 2012
You have a strong appeal for members of the opposite sex.
Sam Moore [Tue, 28 Aug 2012 16:00:04 +0000 (00:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Aug 29 00:00:04 WST 2012
You will be run over by a beer truck.
Sam Moore [Tue, 28 Aug 2012 12:00:12 +0000 (20:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug 28 20:00:12 WST 2012
Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal?
A: Diyathinkhesaurus.
Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal with a dog?
A: Diyathinkhesaurus Rex.
Sam Moore [Tue, 28 Aug 2012 08:00:07 +0000 (16:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug 28 16:00:07 WST 2012
Swerve me? The path to my fixed purpose is laid with iron rails,
whereon my soul is grooved to run. Over unsounded gorges, through
the rifled hearts of mountains, under torrents' beds, unerringly I rush!
-- Captain Ahab, "Moby Dick"
Sam Moore [Tue, 28 Aug 2012 04:00:05 +0000 (12:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug 28 12:00:05 WST 2012
You enjoy the company of other people.
Sam Moore [Tue, 28 Aug 2012 00:00:12 +0000 (08:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug 28 08:00:11 WST 2012
You will have good luck and overcome many hardships.
Sam Moore [Mon, 27 Aug 2012 20:00:04 +0000 (04:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug 28 04:00:04 WST 2012
... A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he
was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.
-- Mark Twain
Sam Moore [Mon, 27 Aug 2012 16:00:04 +0000 (00:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug 28 00:00:04 WST 2012
In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of
24 hours.
-- Mark Twain, on New England weather
Sam Moore [Mon, 27 Aug 2012 12:00:02 +0000 (20:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Mon Aug 27 20:00:02 WST 2012
You will live to see your grandchildren.
Sam Moore [Mon, 27 Aug 2012 08:00:05 +0000 (16:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Mon Aug 27 16:00:05 WST 2012
Tomorrow, this will be part of the unchangeable past but fortunately,
it can still be changed today.
Sam Moore [Mon, 27 Aug 2012 04:00:12 +0000 (12:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Mon Aug 27 12:00:12 WST 2012
Tuesday After Lunch is the cosmic time of the week.
Sam Moore [Mon, 27 Aug 2012 03:22:24 +0000 (11:22 +0800)]
Time dependence of stuff
Dear Git,
So the emission current is definately not constant. And appears to vary quite a lot with pressure in the chamber.
Yep.
Supervisor: "The emission current will be constant. I don't think such a small change in pressure will affect it."
Supervisor: "There is probably no need to measure the pressure of the chamber"
I can only hope that this message reaches you in time git, for my sanity is beginning to wane.
Yours annoyedly,
Sam
Sam Moore [Mon, 27 Aug 2012 00:00:13 +0000 (08:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Mon Aug 27 08:00:13 WST 2012
You recoil from the crude; you tend naturally toward the exquisite.
Sam Moore [Sun, 26 Aug 2012 20:00:05 +0000 (04:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Mon Aug 27 04:00:05 WST 2012
Delores breezed along the surface of her life like a flat stone forever
skipping along smooth water, rippling reality sporadically but oblivious
to it consistently, until she finally lost momentum, sank, and due to an
overdose of flouride as a child which caused her to suffer from chronic
apathy, doomed herself to lie forever on the floor of her life as useless
as an appendix and as lonely as a five-hundred pound barbell in a
steroid-free fitness center.
-- Winning sentence, 1990 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.
Sam Moore [Sun, 26 Aug 2012 16:00:05 +0000 (00:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Mon Aug 27 00:00:05 WST 2012
You'll never be the man your mother was!
Sam Moore [Sun, 26 Aug 2012 12:00:13 +0000 (20:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Sun Aug 26 20:00:13 WST 2012
If you learn one useless thing every day, in a single year you'll learn
365 useless things.
Sam Moore [Sun, 26 Aug 2012 08:00:10 +0000 (16:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Sun Aug 26 16:00:10 WST 2012
Q: What do you call a half-dozen Indians with Asian flu?
A: Six sick Sikhs (sic).
Sam Moore [Sun, 26 Aug 2012 04:00:10 +0000 (12:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Sun Aug 26 12:00:10 WST 2012
You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.
Sam Moore [Sun, 26 Aug 2012 00:00:10 +0000 (08:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Sun Aug 26 08:00:10 WST 2012
An honest tale speeds best being plainly told.
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
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