matches/honours.git
12 years agoAutomatic commit. Sat Aug 11 04:00:02 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Fri, 10 Aug 2012 20:00:02 +0000 (04:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Sat Aug 11 04:00:02 WST 2012

Communicate!  It can't make things any worse.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Sat Aug 11 03:00:05 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Fri, 10 Aug 2012 19:00:05 +0000 (03:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Sat Aug 11 03:00:05 WST 2012

Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One.  He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem
to the earlier joke.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Sat Aug 11 02:00:06 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Fri, 10 Aug 2012 18:00:06 +0000 (02:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Sat Aug 11 02:00:06 WST 2012

When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Sat Aug 11 01:00:02 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Fri, 10 Aug 2012 17:00:02 +0000 (01:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Sat Aug 11 01:00:02 WST 2012

Awash with unfocused desire, Everett twisted the lobe of his one remaining
ear and felt the presence of somebody else behind him, which caused terror
to push through his nervous system like a flash flood roaring down the
mid-fork of the Feather River before the completion of the Oroville Dam
in 1959.
-- Grand Panjandrum's Special Award, 1984 Bulwer-Lytton
   bad fiction contest.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Sat Aug 11 00:00:05 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Fri, 10 Aug 2012 16:00:05 +0000 (00:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Sat Aug 11 00:00:05 WST 2012

The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that
procession but carrying a banner.
-- Mark Twain

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Fri Aug 10 23:00:08 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Fri, 10 Aug 2012 15:00:08 +0000 (23:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Fri Aug 10 23:00:08 WST 2012

Q: What's the difference between a Mac and an Etch-a-Sketch?
A: You don't have to shake the Mac to clear the screen.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Fri Aug 10 22:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Fri, 10 Aug 2012 14:00:03 +0000 (22:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Fri Aug 10 22:00:03 WST 2012

The countdown had stalled at 'T' minus 69 seconds when Desiree, the first
female ape to go up in space, winked at me slyly and pouted her thick,
rubbery lips unmistakably -- the first of many such advances during what
would prove to be the longest, and most memorable, space voyage of my
career.
-- Winning sentence, 1985 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Fri Aug 10 21:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Fri, 10 Aug 2012 13:00:03 +0000 (21:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Fri Aug 10 21:00:03 WST 2012

You're growing out of some of your problems, but there are others that
you're growing into.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Fri Aug 10 20:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Fri, 10 Aug 2012 12:00:03 +0000 (20:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Fri Aug 10 20:00:03 WST 2012

Your step will soil many countries.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Fri Aug 10 19:00:02 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Fri, 10 Aug 2012 11:00:02 +0000 (19:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Fri Aug 10 19:00:02 WST 2012

Beware of low-flying butterflies.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Fri Aug 10 18:00:05 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Fri, 10 Aug 2012 10:00:05 +0000 (18:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Fri Aug 10 18:00:05 WST 2012

You will be married within a year, and divorced within two.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Fri Aug 10 17:00:05 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Fri, 10 Aug 2012 09:00:05 +0000 (17:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Fri Aug 10 17:00:05 WST 2012

You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a faithful friend.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Fri Aug 10 16:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Fri, 10 Aug 2012 08:00:03 +0000 (16:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Fri Aug 10 16:00:03 WST 2012

Are you making all this up as you go along?

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Fri Aug 10 15:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Fri, 10 Aug 2012 07:00:03 +0000 (15:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Fri Aug 10 15:00:03 WST 2012

Q: Where's the Lone Ranger take his garbage?
A: To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump!

Q: What's the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant hill?
A: Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant...

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Fri Aug 10 14:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Fri, 10 Aug 2012 06:00:03 +0000 (14:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Fri Aug 10 14:00:03 WST 2012

Change your thoughts and you change your world.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Fri Aug 10 13:00:04 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Fri, 10 Aug 2012 05:00:04 +0000 (13:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Fri Aug 10 13:00:04 WST 2012

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Whereas the party of the first part, also known as "Lawyer", and the
party of the second part, also known as "Light Bulb", do hereby and forthwith
agree to a transaction wherein the party of the second part shall be removed
from the current position as a result of failure to perform previously agreed
upon duties, i.e., the lighting, elucidation, and otherwise illumination of
the area ranging from the front (north) door, through the entryway, terminating
at an area just inside the primary living area, demarcated by the beginning of
the carpet, any spillover illumination being at the option of the party of the
second part and not required by the aforementioned agreement between the
parties.
The aforementioned removal transaction shall include, but not be
limited to, the following.  The party of the first part shall, with or without
elevation at his option, by means of a chair, stepstool, ladder or any other
means of elevation, grasp the party of the second part and rotate the party
of the second part in a counter-clockwise direction, this point being tendered
non-negotiable.  Upon reaching a point where the party of the second part
becomes fully detached from the receptacle, the party of the first part shall
have the option of disposing of the party of the second part in a manner
consistent with all relevant and applicable local, state and federal statutes.
Once separation and disposal have been achieved, the party of the first part
shall have the option of beginning installation.  Aforesaid installation shall
occur in a manner consistent with the reverse of the procedures described in
step one of this self-same document, being careful to note that the rotation
should occur in a clockwise direction, this point also being non-negotiable.
The above described steps may be performed, at the option of the party of the
first part, by any or all agents authorized by him, the objective being to
produce the most possible revenue for the Partnership.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Fri Aug 10 12:00:02 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Fri, 10 Aug 2012 04:00:02 +0000 (12:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Fri Aug 10 12:00:02 WST 2012

You are a very redundant person, that's what kind of person you are.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Fri Aug 10 11:00:02 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Fri, 10 Aug 2012 03:00:02 +0000 (11:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Fri Aug 10 11:00:02 WST 2012

It's lucky you're going so slowly, because you're going in the wrong direction.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Fri Aug 10 10:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Fri, 10 Aug 2012 02:00:03 +0000 (10:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Fri Aug 10 10:00:03 WST 2012

You now have Asian Flu.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Fri Aug 10 09:00:06 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Fri, 10 Aug 2012 01:00:06 +0000 (09:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Fri Aug 10 09:00:06 WST 2012

Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Fri Aug 10 08:00:07 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Fri, 10 Aug 2012 00:00:07 +0000 (08:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Fri Aug 10 08:00:07 WST 2012

You may worry about your hair-do today, but tomorrow much peanut butter will
be sold.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Fri Aug 10 07:00:05 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Thu, 9 Aug 2012 23:00:05 +0000 (07:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Fri Aug 10 07:00:05 WST 2012

You will become rich and famous unless you don't.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Fri Aug 10 06:00:02 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Thu, 9 Aug 2012 22:00:02 +0000 (06:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Fri Aug 10 06:00:02 WST 2012

Q: Why did the WASP cross the road?
A: To get to the middle.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Fri Aug 10 05:00:06 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Thu, 9 Aug 2012 21:00:06 +0000 (05:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Fri Aug 10 05:00:06 WST 2012

All say, "How hard it is that we have to die"--a strange complaint to come from
the mouths of people who have had to live.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Fri Aug 10 04:00:04 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Thu, 9 Aug 2012 20:00:04 +0000 (04:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Fri Aug 10 04:00:04 WST 2012

Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral?  It is because we
are not the person involved.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Fri Aug 10 03:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Thu, 9 Aug 2012 19:00:04 +0000 (03:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Fri Aug 10 03:00:03 WST 2012

Q: What is purple and conquered the world?
A: Alexander the Grape.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Fri Aug 10 02:00:02 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Thu, 9 Aug 2012 18:00:02 +0000 (02:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Fri Aug 10 02:00:02 WST 2012

So this is it.  We're going to die.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Fri Aug 10 01:00:02 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Thu, 9 Aug 2012 17:00:03 +0000 (01:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Fri Aug 10 01:00:02 WST 2012

You too can wear a nose mitten.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Fri Aug 10 00:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Thu, 9 Aug 2012 16:00:03 +0000 (00:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Fri Aug 10 00:00:03 WST 2012

You are a very redundant person, that's what kind of person you are.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Thu Aug 9 23:00:02 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Thu, 9 Aug 2012 15:00:02 +0000 (23:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Aug  9 23:00:02 WST 2012

Chicken Little only has to be right once.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Thu Aug 9 22:00:05 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Thu, 9 Aug 2012 14:00:05 +0000 (22:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Aug  9 22:00:05 WST 2012

You're working under a slight handicap.  You happen to be human.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Thu Aug 9 21:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Thu, 9 Aug 2012 13:00:03 +0000 (21:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Aug  9 21:00:03 WST 2012

Let him choose out of my files, his projects to accomplish.
-- Shakespeare, "Coriolanus"

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Thu Aug 9 20:00:02 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Thu, 9 Aug 2012 12:00:02 +0000 (20:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Aug  9 20:00:02 WST 2012

You're growing out of some of your problems, but there are others that
you're growing into.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Thu Aug 9 19:00:02 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Thu, 9 Aug 2012 11:00:02 +0000 (19:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Aug  9 19:00:02 WST 2012

Q: How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Thu Aug 9 18:00:02 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Thu, 9 Aug 2012 10:00:02 +0000 (18:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Aug  9 18:00:02 WST 2012

You will be run over by a beer truck.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Thu Aug 9 17:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Thu, 9 Aug 2012 09:00:03 +0000 (17:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Aug  9 17:00:03 WST 2012

Tuesday After Lunch is the cosmic time of the week.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Thu Aug 9 16:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Thu, 9 Aug 2012 08:00:03 +0000 (16:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Aug  9 16:00:03 WST 2012

Q: What do you say to a New Yorker with a job?
A: Big Mac, fries and a Coke, please!

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Thu Aug 9 15:00:04 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Thu, 9 Aug 2012 07:00:04 +0000 (15:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Aug  9 15:00:04 WST 2012

Q: Why do ducks have big flat feet?
A: To stamp out forest fires.

Q: Why do elephants have big flat feet?
A: To stamp out flaming ducks.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Thu Aug 9 14:00:06 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Thu, 9 Aug 2012 06:00:06 +0000 (14:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Aug  9 14:00:06 WST 2012

Q: What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Thu Aug 9 13:00:06 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Thu, 9 Aug 2012 05:00:06 +0000 (13:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Aug  9 13:00:06 WST 2012

A Tale of Two Cities LITE(tm)
-- by Charles Dickens

A man in love with a girl who loves another man who looks just
like him has his head chopped off in France because of a mean
lady who knits.

Crime and Punishment LITE(tm)
-- by Fyodor Dostoevski

A man sends a nasty letter to a pawnbroker, but later
feels guilty and apologizes.

The Odyssey LITE(tm)
-- by Homer

After working late, a valiant warrior gets lost on his way home.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Thu Aug 9 12:59:59 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Thu, 9 Aug 2012 04:59:59 +0000 (12:59 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Aug  9 12:59:59 WST 2012

You will be run over by a bus.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Thu Aug 9 11:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Thu, 9 Aug 2012 03:00:03 +0000 (11:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Aug  9 11:00:03 WST 2012

Q: What do you call a WASP who doesn't work for his father, isn't a
lawyer, and believes in social causes?
A: A failure.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Thu Aug 9 10:00:04 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Thu, 9 Aug 2012 02:00:04 +0000 (10:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Aug  9 10:00:04 WST 2012

Don't relax!  It's only your tension that's holding you together.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Thu Aug 9 09:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Thu, 9 Aug 2012 01:00:03 +0000 (09:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Aug  9 09:00:03 WST 2012

In the plot, people came to the land; the land loved them; they worked and
struggled and had lots of children.  There was a Frenchman who talked funny
and a greenhorn from England who was a fancy-pants but when it came to the
crunch he was all courage.  Those novels would make you retch.
-- Canadian novelist Robertson Davies, on the generic Canadian
   novel.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Thu Aug 9 08:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Thu, 9 Aug 2012 00:00:03 +0000 (08:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Aug  9 08:00:03 WST 2012

Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side?  And hain't that a big
enough majority in any town?
-- Mark Twain, "Huckleberry Finn"

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Thu Aug 9 07:00:04 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Wed, 8 Aug 2012 23:00:04 +0000 (07:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Aug  9 07:00:04 WST 2012

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less
than half of you half as well as you deserve.
-- J. R. R. Tolkien

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Thu Aug 9 06:00:06 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Wed, 8 Aug 2012 22:00:06 +0000 (06:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Aug  9 06:00:06 WST 2012

The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
-- Mark Twain

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Thu Aug 9 05:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Wed, 8 Aug 2012 21:00:03 +0000 (05:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Aug  9 05:00:03 WST 2012

This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget it.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Thu Aug 9 04:00:05 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Wed, 8 Aug 2012 20:00:05 +0000 (04:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Aug  9 04:00:05 WST 2012

There are more things in heaven and earth,
Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
-- Wm. Shakespeare, "Hamlet"

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Thu Aug 9 03:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Wed, 8 Aug 2012 19:00:03 +0000 (03:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Aug  9 03:00:03 WST 2012

Q: How did you get into artificial intelligence?
A: Seemed logical -- I didn't have any real intelligence.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Thu Aug 9 02:00:02 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Wed, 8 Aug 2012 18:00:02 +0000 (02:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Aug  9 02:00:02 WST 2012

Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
-- Mark Twain

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Thu Aug 9 01:00:06 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Wed, 8 Aug 2012 17:00:07 +0000 (01:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Aug  9 01:00:06 WST 2012

Are you ever going to do the dishes?  Or will you change your major to biology?

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Thu Aug 9 00:00:06 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Wed, 8 Aug 2012 16:00:06 +0000 (00:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Aug  9 00:00:06 WST 2012

Q: What does it say on the bottom of Coke cans in North Dakota?
A: Open other end.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 8 23:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Wed, 8 Aug 2012 15:00:03 +0000 (23:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Aug  8 23:00:03 WST 2012

Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 8 22:00:02 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Wed, 8 Aug 2012 14:00:02 +0000 (22:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Aug  8 22:00:02 WST 2012

There are three infallible ways of pleasing an author, and the three form a
rising scale of compliment: 1, to tell him you have read one of his books; 2,
to tell him you have read all of his books; 3, to ask him to let you read the
manuscript of his forthcoming book.  No. 1 admits you to his respect; No. 2
admits you to his admiration; No. 3 carries you clear into his heart.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 8 21:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Wed, 8 Aug 2012 13:00:03 +0000 (21:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Aug  8 21:00:03 WST 2012

Are you a turtle?

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 8 20:00:02 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Wed, 8 Aug 2012 12:00:02 +0000 (20:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Aug  8 20:00:02 WST 2012

Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting things.

12 years agoAdd figures
Sam Moore [Wed, 8 Aug 2012 11:17:44 +0000 (19:17 +0800)]
Add figures

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 8 19:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Wed, 8 Aug 2012 11:00:03 +0000 (19:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Aug  8 19:00:03 WST 2012

You will be successful in love.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 8 18:00:43 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Wed, 8 Aug 2012 10:00:43 +0000 (18:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Aug  8 18:00:43 WST 2012

Is that really YOU that is reading this?

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 8 17:00:04 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Wed, 8 Aug 2012 09:00:04 +0000 (17:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Aug  8 17:00:04 WST 2012

Chicken Little was right.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 8 16:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Wed, 8 Aug 2012 08:00:03 +0000 (16:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Aug  8 16:00:03 WST 2012

The lovely woman-child Kaa was mercilessly chained to the cruel post of
the warrior-chief Beast, with his barbarian tribe now stacking wood at
her nubile feet, when the strong clear voice of the poetic and heroic
Handsomas roared, 'Flick your Bic, crisp that chick, and you'll feel my
steel through your last meal!'
-- Winning sentence, 1984 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 8 15:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Wed, 8 Aug 2012 07:00:03 +0000 (15:00 +0800)]
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Q: How was Thomas J. Watson buried?
A: 9 edge down.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 8 14:00:05 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Wed, 8 Aug 2012 06:00:05 +0000 (14:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Aug  8 14:00:05 WST 2012

You will be traveling and coming into a fortune.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 8 12:00:08 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Wed, 8 Aug 2012 04:00:08 +0000 (12:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Aug  8 12:00:08 WST 2012

Your temporary financial embarrassment will be relieved in a surprising manner.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 8 11:00:20 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Wed, 8 Aug 2012 03:00:20 +0000 (11:00 +0800)]
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Q: Why did the lone ranger kill Tonto?
A: He found out what "kimosabe" really means.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 8 10:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Wed, 8 Aug 2012 02:00:03 +0000 (10:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Aug  8 10:00:03 WST 2012

Ships are safe in harbor, but they were never meant to stay there.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 8 09:00:04 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Wed, 8 Aug 2012 01:00:04 +0000 (09:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Aug  8 09:00:04 WST 2012

Q: What's the difference between a Mac and an Etch-a-Sketch?
A: You don't have to shake the Mac to clear the screen.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 8 08:00:11 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Wed, 8 Aug 2012 00:00:11 +0000 (08:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Aug  8 08:00:11 WST 2012

Give your very best today.  Heaven knows it's little enough.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 8 07:00:04 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 23:00:04 +0000 (07:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Aug  8 07:00:04 WST 2012

Do what comes naturally.  Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 8 06:00:07 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 22:00:08 +0000 (06:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Aug  8 06:00:07 WST 2012

Your best consolation is the hope that the things you failed to get weren't
really worth having.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 8 05:00:07 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 21:00:08 +0000 (05:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Aug  8 05:00:07 WST 2012

Condense soup, not books!

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 8 04:00:07 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 20:00:08 +0000 (04:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Aug  8 04:00:07 WST 2012

Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 8 03:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 19:00:03 +0000 (03:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Aug  8 03:00:03 WST 2012

Q: How much does it cost to ride the Unibus?
A: 2 bits.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 8 02:00:04 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 18:00:04 +0000 (02:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Aug  8 02:00:04 WST 2012

It's all in the mind, ya know.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 8 01:00:04 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 17:00:04 +0000 (01:00 +0800)]
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Do nothing unless you must, and when you must act -- hesitate.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 8 00:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 16:00:03 +0000 (00:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Aug  8 00:00:03 WST 2012

Fine day for friends.
So-so day for you.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Aug 7 23:00:04 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 15:00:04 +0000 (23:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug  7 23:00:04 WST 2012

You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Aug 7 22:00:04 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 14:00:05 +0000 (22:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug  7 22:00:04 WST 2012

Questionable day.

Ask somebody something.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Aug 7 21:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 13:00:03 +0000 (21:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug  7 21:00:03 WST 2012

The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference
between a mermaid and a seal.
-- Mark Twain

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Aug 7 20:00:05 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 12:00:05 +0000 (20:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug  7 20:00:05 WST 2012

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less
than half of you half as well as you deserve.
-- J. R. R. Tolkien

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Aug 7 19:00:07 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 11:00:07 +0000 (19:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug  7 19:00:07 WST 2012

Harp not on that string.
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Aug 7 18:00:08 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 10:00:08 +0000 (18:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug  7 18:00:08 WST 2012

Q: What do you call a blind, deaf-mute, quadraplegic Virginian?
A: Trustworthy.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Aug 7 17:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 09:00:04 +0000 (17:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug  7 17:00:03 WST 2012

Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
A: With a blue-elephant gun.

Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant?
A: Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with
a blue-elephant gun.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Aug 7 16:00:04 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 08:00:04 +0000 (16:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug  7 16:00:04 WST 2012

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what
you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
-- Mark Twain

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Aug 7 15:00:09 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 07:00:09 +0000 (15:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug  7 15:00:09 WST 2012

Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Aug 7 14:00:04 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 06:00:04 +0000 (14:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug  7 14:00:04 WST 2012

Courage is your greatest present need.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Aug 7 13:00:04 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 05:00:04 +0000 (13:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug  7 13:00:04 WST 2012

Try the Moo Shu Pork.  It is especially good today.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Aug 7 12:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 04:00:03 +0000 (12:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug  7 12:00:03 WST 2012

Good day for a change of scene.  Repaper the bedroom wall.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Aug 7 11:00:04 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 03:00:04 +0000 (11:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug  7 11:00:04 WST 2012

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less
than half of you half as well as you deserve.
-- J. R. R. Tolkien

12 years agoMerge branch 'master' of mussel.ucc.asn.au:matches/honours
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 02:06:39 +0000 (10:06 +0800)]
Merge branch 'master' of mussel.ucc.asn.au:matches/honours

12 years agopprog assigment0 - messing with graphics
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 15:30:06 +0000 (23:30 +0800)]
pprog assigment0 - messing with graphics

Even though graphics are not required... wasting time...

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Aug 7 10:00:04 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 02:00:04 +0000 (10:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug  7 10:00:04 WST 2012

An exotic journey in downtown Newark is in your future.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Aug 7 09:00:04 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 01:00:04 +0000 (09:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug  7 09:00:04 WST 2012

When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Aug 7 08:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 00:00:03 +0000 (08:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug  7 08:00:03 WST 2012

You would if you could but you can't so you won't.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Aug 7 07:00:05 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Mon, 6 Aug 2012 23:00:05 +0000 (07:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug  7 07:00:05 WST 2012

Q: What is green and lives in the ocean?
A: Moby Pickle.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Aug 7 06:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Mon, 6 Aug 2012 22:00:03 +0000 (06:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug  7 06:00:03 WST 2012

What I tell you three times is true.
-- Lewis Carroll

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Aug 7 05:00:04 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Mon, 6 Aug 2012 21:00:04 +0000 (05:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug  7 05:00:04 WST 2012

You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading
this sort of trash.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Aug 7 04:00:04 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Mon, 6 Aug 2012 20:00:04 +0000 (04:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug  7 04:00:04 WST 2012

You are sick, twisted and perverted.  I like that in a person.

12 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Aug 7 03:00:04 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Mon, 6 Aug 2012 19:00:04 +0000 (03:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug  7 03:00:04 WST 2012

Water, taken in moderation cannot hurt anybody.
-- Mark Twain

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