matches/honours.git
11 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 8 19:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Wed, 8 Aug 2012 11:00:03 +0000 (19:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Aug  8 19:00:03 WST 2012

You will be successful in love.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 8 18:00:43 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Wed, 8 Aug 2012 10:00:43 +0000 (18:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Aug  8 18:00:43 WST 2012

Is that really YOU that is reading this?

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 8 17:00:04 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Wed, 8 Aug 2012 09:00:04 +0000 (17:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Aug  8 17:00:04 WST 2012

Chicken Little was right.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 8 16:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Wed, 8 Aug 2012 08:00:03 +0000 (16:00 +0800)]
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The lovely woman-child Kaa was mercilessly chained to the cruel post of
the warrior-chief Beast, with his barbarian tribe now stacking wood at
her nubile feet, when the strong clear voice of the poetic and heroic
Handsomas roared, 'Flick your Bic, crisp that chick, and you'll feel my
steel through your last meal!'
-- Winning sentence, 1984 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 8 15:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Wed, 8 Aug 2012 07:00:03 +0000 (15:00 +0800)]
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Q: How was Thomas J. Watson buried?
A: 9 edge down.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 8 14:00:05 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Wed, 8 Aug 2012 06:00:05 +0000 (14:00 +0800)]
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You will be traveling and coming into a fortune.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 8 12:00:08 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Wed, 8 Aug 2012 04:00:08 +0000 (12:00 +0800)]
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Your temporary financial embarrassment will be relieved in a surprising manner.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 8 11:00:20 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Wed, 8 Aug 2012 03:00:20 +0000 (11:00 +0800)]
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Q: Why did the lone ranger kill Tonto?
A: He found out what "kimosabe" really means.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 8 10:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Wed, 8 Aug 2012 02:00:03 +0000 (10:00 +0800)]
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Ships are safe in harbor, but they were never meant to stay there.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 8 09:00:04 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Wed, 8 Aug 2012 01:00:04 +0000 (09:00 +0800)]
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Q: What's the difference between a Mac and an Etch-a-Sketch?
A: You don't have to shake the Mac to clear the screen.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 8 08:00:11 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Wed, 8 Aug 2012 00:00:11 +0000 (08:00 +0800)]
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Give your very best today.  Heaven knows it's little enough.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 8 07:00:04 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 23:00:04 +0000 (07:00 +0800)]
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Do what comes naturally.  Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 8 06:00:07 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 22:00:08 +0000 (06:00 +0800)]
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Your best consolation is the hope that the things you failed to get weren't
really worth having.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 8 05:00:07 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 21:00:08 +0000 (05:00 +0800)]
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Condense soup, not books!

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 8 04:00:07 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 20:00:08 +0000 (04:00 +0800)]
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Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 8 03:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 19:00:03 +0000 (03:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Aug  8 03:00:03 WST 2012

Q: How much does it cost to ride the Unibus?
A: 2 bits.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 8 02:00:04 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 18:00:04 +0000 (02:00 +0800)]
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It's all in the mind, ya know.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 8 01:00:04 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 17:00:04 +0000 (01:00 +0800)]
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Do nothing unless you must, and when you must act -- hesitate.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 8 00:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 16:00:03 +0000 (00:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Aug  8 00:00:03 WST 2012

Fine day for friends.
So-so day for you.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Aug 7 23:00:04 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 15:00:04 +0000 (23:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug  7 23:00:04 WST 2012

You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Aug 7 22:00:04 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 14:00:05 +0000 (22:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug  7 22:00:04 WST 2012

Questionable day.

Ask somebody something.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Aug 7 21:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 13:00:03 +0000 (21:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug  7 21:00:03 WST 2012

The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference
between a mermaid and a seal.
-- Mark Twain

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Aug 7 20:00:05 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 12:00:05 +0000 (20:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug  7 20:00:05 WST 2012

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less
than half of you half as well as you deserve.
-- J. R. R. Tolkien

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Aug 7 19:00:07 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 11:00:07 +0000 (19:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug  7 19:00:07 WST 2012

Harp not on that string.
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Aug 7 18:00:08 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 10:00:08 +0000 (18:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug  7 18:00:08 WST 2012

Q: What do you call a blind, deaf-mute, quadraplegic Virginian?
A: Trustworthy.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Aug 7 17:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 09:00:04 +0000 (17:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug  7 17:00:03 WST 2012

Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
A: With a blue-elephant gun.

Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant?
A: Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with
a blue-elephant gun.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Aug 7 16:00:04 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 08:00:04 +0000 (16:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug  7 16:00:04 WST 2012

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what
you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
-- Mark Twain

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Aug 7 15:00:09 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 07:00:09 +0000 (15:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug  7 15:00:09 WST 2012

Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Aug 7 14:00:04 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 06:00:04 +0000 (14:00 +0800)]
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Courage is your greatest present need.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Aug 7 13:00:04 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 05:00:04 +0000 (13:00 +0800)]
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Try the Moo Shu Pork.  It is especially good today.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Aug 7 12:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 04:00:03 +0000 (12:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug  7 12:00:03 WST 2012

Good day for a change of scene.  Repaper the bedroom wall.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Aug 7 11:00:04 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 03:00:04 +0000 (11:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug  7 11:00:04 WST 2012

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less
than half of you half as well as you deserve.
-- J. R. R. Tolkien

11 years agoMerge branch 'master' of mussel.ucc.asn.au:matches/honours
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 02:06:39 +0000 (10:06 +0800)]
Merge branch 'master' of mussel.ucc.asn.au:matches/honours

11 years agopprog assigment0 - messing with graphics
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 15:30:06 +0000 (23:30 +0800)]
pprog assigment0 - messing with graphics

Even though graphics are not required... wasting time...

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Aug 7 10:00:04 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 02:00:04 +0000 (10:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug  7 10:00:04 WST 2012

An exotic journey in downtown Newark is in your future.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Aug 7 09:00:04 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 01:00:04 +0000 (09:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug  7 09:00:04 WST 2012

When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Aug 7 08:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 7 Aug 2012 00:00:03 +0000 (08:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug  7 08:00:03 WST 2012

You would if you could but you can't so you won't.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Aug 7 07:00:05 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Mon, 6 Aug 2012 23:00:05 +0000 (07:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug  7 07:00:05 WST 2012

Q: What is green and lives in the ocean?
A: Moby Pickle.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Aug 7 06:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Mon, 6 Aug 2012 22:00:03 +0000 (06:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug  7 06:00:03 WST 2012

What I tell you three times is true.
-- Lewis Carroll

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Aug 7 05:00:04 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Mon, 6 Aug 2012 21:00:04 +0000 (05:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug  7 05:00:04 WST 2012

You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading
this sort of trash.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Aug 7 04:00:04 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Mon, 6 Aug 2012 20:00:04 +0000 (04:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug  7 04:00:04 WST 2012

You are sick, twisted and perverted.  I like that in a person.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Aug 7 03:00:04 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Mon, 6 Aug 2012 19:00:04 +0000 (03:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug  7 03:00:04 WST 2012

Water, taken in moderation cannot hurt anybody.
-- Mark Twain

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Aug 7 02:00:04 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Mon, 6 Aug 2012 18:00:04 +0000 (02:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug  7 02:00:04 WST 2012

The abuse of greatness is when it disjoins remorse from power.
-- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Aug 7 01:00:04 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Mon, 6 Aug 2012 17:00:04 +0000 (01:00 +0800)]
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There are more things in heaven and earth,
Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
-- Wm. Shakespeare, "Hamlet"

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Aug 7 00:00:04 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Mon, 6 Aug 2012 16:00:04 +0000 (00:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Aug  7 00:00:04 WST 2012

My dear People.
My dear Bagginses and Boffins, and my dear Tooks and Brandybucks,
and Grubbs, and Chubbs, and Burrowses, and Hornblowers, and Bolgers,
Bracegirdles, Goodbodies, Brockhouses and Proudfoots.  Also my good
Sackville Bagginses that I welcome back at last to Bag End.  Today is my
one hundred and eleventh birthday: I am eleventy-one today!"
-- J. R. R. Tolkien

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Mon Aug 6 23:00:04 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Mon, 6 Aug 2012 15:00:04 +0000 (23:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Mon Aug  6 23:00:04 WST 2012

You are scrupulously honest, frank, and straightforward.  Therefore you
have few friends.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Mon Aug 6 22:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Mon, 6 Aug 2012 14:00:03 +0000 (22:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Mon Aug  6 22:00:03 WST 2012

Every cloud engenders not a storm.
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Mon Aug 6 21:00:04 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Mon, 6 Aug 2012 13:00:04 +0000 (21:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Mon Aug  6 21:00:04 WST 2012

You may get an opportunity for advancement today.  Watch it!

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Mon Aug 6 20:00:05 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Mon, 6 Aug 2012 12:00:05 +0000 (20:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Mon Aug  6 20:00:05 WST 2012

There is a fly on your nose.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Mon Aug 6 19:00:04 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Mon, 6 Aug 2012 11:00:04 +0000 (19:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Mon Aug  6 19:00:04 WST 2012

Blow it out your ear.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Mon Aug 6 18:00:04 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Mon, 6 Aug 2012 10:00:04 +0000 (18:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Mon Aug  6 18:00:04 WST 2012

You will never know hunger.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Mon Aug 6 17:00:05 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Mon, 6 Aug 2012 09:00:05 +0000 (17:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Mon Aug  6 17:00:05 WST 2012

You are a fluke of the universe; you have no right to be here.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Mon Aug 6 16:00:04 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Mon, 6 Aug 2012 08:00:04 +0000 (16:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Mon Aug  6 16:00:04 WST 2012

A vivid and creative mind characterizes you.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Mon Aug 6 15:00:05 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Mon, 6 Aug 2012 07:00:05 +0000 (15:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Mon Aug  6 15:00:05 WST 2012

Your sister swims out to meet troop ships.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Mon Aug 6 14:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Mon, 6 Aug 2012 06:00:03 +0000 (14:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Mon Aug  6 14:00:03 WST 2012

Delores breezed along the surface of her life like a flat stone forever
skipping along smooth water, rippling reality sporadically but oblivious
to it consistently, until she finally lost momentum, sank, and due to an
overdose of flouride as a child which caused her to suffer from chronic
apathy, doomed herself to lie forever on the floor of her life as useless
as an appendix and as lonely as a five-hundred pound barbell in a
steroid-free fitness center.
-- Winning sentence, 1990 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Mon Aug 6 13:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Mon, 6 Aug 2012 05:00:03 +0000 (13:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Mon Aug  6 13:00:03 WST 2012

It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely
the most important.
-- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, "A Case of Identity"

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Mon Aug 6 12:00:04 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Mon, 6 Aug 2012 04:00:04 +0000 (12:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Mon Aug  6 12:00:04 WST 2012

Must I hold a candle to my shames?
-- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Mon Aug 6 10:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Mon, 6 Aug 2012 02:00:03 +0000 (10:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Mon Aug  6 10:00:03 WST 2012

You will inherit some money or a small piece of land.

11 years agoAdd backup script used on superbug master
Sam Moore [Sat, 4 Aug 2012 07:27:10 +0000 (15:27 +0800)]
Add backup script used on superbug

Pretty pointless but whatever

11 years agoAdded collision handling
Sam Moore [Sat, 4 Aug 2012 07:24:20 +0000 (15:24 +0800)]
Added collision handling

11 years agoNormalise them
Sam Moore [Fri, 3 Aug 2012 02:45:45 +0000 (10:45 +0800)]
Normalise them

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Fri Aug 3 10:00:28 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Fri, 3 Aug 2012 02:00:28 +0000 (10:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Fri Aug  3 10:00:28 WST 2012

In the stairway of life, you'd best take the elevator.

11 years agoAdd images of automatic sweeps from 2012-08-02 afternoon
Sam Moore [Fri, 3 Aug 2012 01:29:24 +0000 (09:29 +0800)]
Add images of automatic sweeps from 2012-08-02 afternoon

Sweeps maintain shape reasonably well. But noticable time dependence.
Emission current was not measured, due to crazy ass effects seen in earlier sweeps.
Something is wrong with the op amps on ADC5.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Thu Aug 2 21:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Thu, 2 Aug 2012 13:00:03 +0000 (21:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Aug  2 21:00:03 WST 2012

Try to value useful qualities in one who loves you.

11 years agoStarted Parallel Programming Self Assessment
Sam Moore [Thu, 2 Aug 2012 12:44:08 +0000 (20:44 +0800)]
Started Parallel Programming Self Assessment

It is an N-Body simulator. Fun!
Hopefully I don't fail my research project because of this module...

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Thu Aug 2 20:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Thu, 2 Aug 2012 12:00:03 +0000 (20:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Aug  2 20:00:03 WST 2012

You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Thu Aug 2 19:00:02 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Thu, 2 Aug 2012 11:00:02 +0000 (19:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Aug  2 19:00:02 WST 2012

"What's this?  Trix?  Aunt!  Trix?  You?  You're after the prize!  What
is it?"  He picked up the box and studied the back.  "A glow-in-the-dark
squid!  Have you got it out of there yet?"  He tilted the box, angling the
little colored balls of cereal so as to see the bottom, and nearly spilling
them onto the table top.  "Here it is!"  He hauled out a little cream-colored,
glitter-sprinkled squid, three-inches long and made out of rubbery plastic.
-- James P. Blaylock, "The Last Coin"

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Thu Aug 2 18:00:30 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Thu, 2 Aug 2012 10:00:30 +0000 (18:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Aug  2 18:00:30 WST 2012

You look tired.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Thu Aug 2 17:00:02 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Thu, 2 Aug 2012 09:00:02 +0000 (17:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Aug  2 17:00:02 WST 2012

Good day to let down old friends who need help.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Thu Aug 2 16:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Thu, 2 Aug 2012 08:00:03 +0000 (16:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Aug  2 16:00:03 WST 2012

Are you sure the back door is locked?

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Thu Aug 2 15:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Thu, 2 Aug 2012 07:00:03 +0000 (15:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Aug  2 15:00:03 WST 2012

This night methinks is but the daylight sick.
-- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Thu Aug 2 14:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Thu, 2 Aug 2012 06:00:03 +0000 (14:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Aug  2 14:00:03 WST 2012

Truth will out this morning.  (Which may really mess things up.)

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Thu Aug 2 13:00:02 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Thu, 2 Aug 2012 05:00:02 +0000 (13:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Aug  2 13:00:02 WST 2012

Q: What do you say to a New Yorker with a job?
A: Big Mac, fries and a Coke, please!

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Thu Aug 2 12:00:02 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Thu, 2 Aug 2012 04:00:02 +0000 (12:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Aug  2 12:00:02 WST 2012

Lord, what fools these mortals be!
-- William Shakespeare, "A Midsummer-Night's Dream"

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Thu Aug 2 11:00:02 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Thu, 2 Aug 2012 03:00:02 +0000 (11:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Aug  2 11:00:02 WST 2012

Don't read any sky-writing for the next two weeks.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Thu Aug 2 10:00:02 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Thu, 2 Aug 2012 02:00:02 +0000 (10:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Thu Aug  2 10:00:02 WST 2012

Q: How many elephants can you fit in a VW Bug?
A: Four.  Two in the front, two in the back.

Q: How can you tell if an elephant is in your refrigerator?
A: There's a footprint in the mayo.

Q: How can you tell if two elephants are in your refrigerator?
A: There's two footprints in the mayo.

Q: How can you tell if three elephants are in your refrigerator?
A: The door won't shut.

Q: How can you tell if four elephants are in your refrigerator?
A: There's a VW Bug in your driveway.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 1 15:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Wed, 1 Aug 2012 07:00:03 +0000 (15:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Aug  1 15:00:03 WST 2012

You will be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize... posthumously.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 1 14:00:02 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Wed, 1 Aug 2012 06:00:02 +0000 (14:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Aug  1 14:00:02 WST 2012

The lovely woman-child Kaa was mercilessly chained to the cruel post of
the warrior-chief Beast, with his barbarian tribe now stacking wood at
her nubile feet, when the strong clear voice of the poetic and heroic
Handsomas roared, 'Flick your Bic, crisp that chick, and you'll feel my
steel through your last meal!'
-- Winning sentence, 1984 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 1 13:00:33 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Wed, 1 Aug 2012 05:00:33 +0000 (13:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Aug  1 13:00:33 WST 2012

You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 1 12:00:26 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Wed, 1 Aug 2012 04:00:26 +0000 (12:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Aug  1 12:00:26 WST 2012

Your goose is cooked.
(Your current chick is burned up too!)

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 1 11:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Wed, 1 Aug 2012 03:00:03 +0000 (11:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Aug  1 11:00:03 WST 2012

Q: What's tan and black and looks great on a lawyer?
A: A doberman.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 1 10:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Wed, 1 Aug 2012 02:00:03 +0000 (10:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Aug  1 10:00:03 WST 2012

Caution: Keep out of reach of children.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 1 09:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Wed, 1 Aug 2012 01:00:03 +0000 (09:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Aug  1 09:00:03 WST 2012

Q: Why did the WASP cross the road?
A: To get to the middle.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 1 08:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Wed, 1 Aug 2012 00:00:03 +0000 (08:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Aug  1 08:00:03 WST 2012

You will become rich and famous unless you don't.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 1 07:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 31 Jul 2012 23:00:03 +0000 (07:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Aug  1 07:00:03 WST 2012

You have an unusual understanding of the problems of human relationships.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 1 06:00:02 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 31 Jul 2012 22:00:02 +0000 (06:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Aug  1 06:00:02 WST 2012

There are more things in heaven and earth,
Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
-- Wm. Shakespeare, "Hamlet"

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 1 05:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 31 Jul 2012 21:00:03 +0000 (05:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Aug  1 05:00:03 WST 2012

Don't tell any big lies today.  Small ones can be just as effective.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 1 04:00:02 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 31 Jul 2012 20:00:02 +0000 (04:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Aug  1 04:00:02 WST 2012

Sometimes I wonder if I'm in my right mind.  Then it passes off and I'm
as intelligent as ever.
-- Samuel Beckett, "Endgame"

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 1 03:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 31 Jul 2012 19:00:03 +0000 (03:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Aug  1 03:00:03 WST 2012

I do desire we may be better strangers.
-- William Shakespeare, "As You Like It"

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 1 02:00:02 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 31 Jul 2012 18:00:02 +0000 (02:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Aug  1 02:00:02 WST 2012

If you sow your wild oats, hope for a crop failure.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 1 01:00:02 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 31 Jul 2012 17:00:02 +0000 (01:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Aug  1 01:00:02 WST 2012

Just because the message may never be received does not mean it is
not worth sending.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Wed Aug 1 00:00:02 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 31 Jul 2012 16:00:02 +0000 (00:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Wed Aug  1 00:00:02 WST 2012

An avocado-tone refrigerator would look good on your resume.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Jul 31 23:00:02 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 31 Jul 2012 15:00:02 +0000 (23:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Jul 31 23:00:02 WST 2012

Today is what happened to yesterday.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Jul 31 22:00:02 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 31 Jul 2012 14:00:02 +0000 (22:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Jul 31 22:00:02 WST 2012

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One.  Only it's his light bulb when he's done.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Jul 31 21:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 31 Jul 2012 13:00:03 +0000 (21:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Jul 31 21:00:03 WST 2012

Beware of low-flying butterflies.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Jul 31 20:00:02 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 31 Jul 2012 12:00:02 +0000 (20:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Jul 31 20:00:02 WST 2012

How apt the poor are to be proud.
-- William Shakespeare, "Twelfth-Night"

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Tue Jul 31 19:00:02 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Tue, 31 Jul 2012 11:00:02 +0000 (19:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Tue Jul 31 19:00:02 WST 2012

Beware the one behind you.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Mon Jul 30 16:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Mon, 30 Jul 2012 08:00:03 +0000 (16:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Mon Jul 30 16:00:03 WST 2012

There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.
-- Mark Twain

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Mon Jul 30 15:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Mon, 30 Jul 2012 07:00:03 +0000 (15:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Mon Jul 30 15:00:03 WST 2012

Q: What is purple and conquered the world?
A: Alexander the Grape.

11 years agoAutomatic commit. Mon Jul 30 14:00:03 WST 2012
Sam Moore [Mon, 30 Jul 2012 06:00:03 +0000 (14:00 +0800)]
Automatic commit. Mon Jul 30 14:00:03 WST 2012

Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind.
-- Wm. Shakespeare

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